Good News Of The Day
Oh I guess Newt Gingrich has some more books to sell: The former Republican presidential candidate and House Speaker said he has not ruled out running for president in 2016.
McCain: Republicans Shouldn’t Talk About Abortion
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), taking a break this weekend from making shit up about U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice, said: McCAIN: I think we have to have a bigger tent. No doubt about it, and, obviously we have to do immigration reform. There is no doubt whatsoever that the demographics are not on our side and we are going ...
What 20,000 Pages Of Inappropriate Emails Look Like
What a great idea. U.S. Gen. John Allen reportedly sent 20,000 to 30,000 pages of “potentially inappropriate” emails to Tampa socialite Jill Kelley. We got to wondering, what would 20,000 pages of inappropriate emails look like?
Marco Rubio: “I’m Not A Scientist, Man” (No Shit)
I long for the day when the question, ”How old do you think the Earth is?” doesn’t trip up a sitting US Senator prospective presidential candidate. Via an interview if GQ Magazine: GQ: How old do you think the Earth is? Marco Rubio: I’m not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell ...
Whoops, I Am In The Wrong Room
It would seem newly elected Rep.-elect Chris Collins (R-NY) had a few problems today: “When they welcomed Leader Pelosi and everyone stood up to applaud, a frantic new member got up—breakfast plate in hand—rushed over to me and asked, ‘Wait … what meeting is this?!’ I said, ‘This is the Democratic Caucus.’ He said, ‘Oh ...
Why Nate Silver Got Drunk
There are so many great lines here, I don’t know where to start, like: On election night 2012 even god himself was hitting refresh on 538. He just made the universe, I turned it into a graph. Now what’s up motherfucker.
Oh It Feels Good To Laugh
Via the The Borowitz Report at The New Yorker, which has some of the best political humor and satire around: Canada announced today that it was tightening security along its border with the United States amid concerns that there could be a mass migration of illegal Americans after Tuesday, November 6th. According to Randolph McTavish, ...
Elizabeth Banks on Planned Parenthood
Wow, this is how you do a celebrity endorsement. My first serious girlfriend in college used the pill for the exact same reason. And do be honest as a 20 year old dude in the late 80s I wasn’t even aware a pill could help with this (or that “heavy flow” was even a problem). ...
