Sad, But More Truthful Then I Care To Admit

Posted by on Nov 18, 2012 in Culture | No Comments

Via the always wonderful Onion: Nation Horrified To Learn About War In Afghanistan While Reading Up On Petraeus Sex Scandal As they scoured the Internet for more juicy details about former CIA director David Petraeus’ affair with biographer Paula Broadwell, Americans were reportedly horrified today upon learning that a protracted, bloody war involving U.S. forces is currently […]

Canadians Are Ready For A Zombie Invasion

Posted by on Nov 17, 2012 in Health Care, Humor, Video | No Comments

Via the Washington Post: First the government of British Columbia invoked the prospect of a zombie attack to convince its residents to devise home-emergency kits in case of natural disasters (or unnatural ones). Now Canada’s Heart and Stroke Foundation is releasing its own video about the zombie apocalypse in order to teach people CPR. Maybe Canadians know something that we […]

Whoops, I Am In The Wrong Room

Posted by on Nov 15, 2012 in Humor, Politics | No Comments

It would seem newly elected Rep.-elect Chris Collins (R-NY) had a few problems today: “When they welcomed Leader Pelosi and everyone stood up to applaud, a frantic new member got up—breakfast plate in hand—rushed over to me and asked, ‘Wait … what meeting is this?!’ I said, ‘This is the Democratic Caucus.’ He said, ‘Oh […]

Why Nate Silver Got Drunk

Posted by on Nov 12, 2012 in 2012 Campaign, Humor, Politics, Video | No Comments

There are so many great lines here, I don’t know where to start, like: On election night 2012 even god himself was hitting refresh on 538. He just made the universe, I turned it into a graph. Now what’s up motherfucker.

Indiana Jones Denied Tenure Letter

Posted by on Oct 28, 2012 in Culture, Humor, Movies | No Comments

McSweeney pens a hilarious letter from the chairman of the Committee on Promotion and Tenure at Marshall College outlining the many reasons why they have denied Henry “Indiana” Jones Jr. tenure. Though the committee may have overstepped the boundaries of its evaluation, I find it pertinent to note that Dr. Jones has been romantically linked to countless women of […]

Trolling Albert Pujols

Posted by on Oct 20, 2012 in Humor, Sports | No Comments

So how is it sitting at home watching the Cards in the playoffs now you are with the Angels working out Albert? [Found via SportsGrid]

The Best GOTV Video This Year

Posted by on Oct 19, 2012 in 2012 Campaign, Humor, Video | No Comments

There maybe nobody in DC I respect more than Congressman John Lewis. He is a true American hero, a fine leader that I think cares about people, and a truly decent human being. I guess he also has a sense of humor.

Billy’s Presidental Debate Game

Posted by on Oct 16, 2012 in 2012 Campaign, Culture | No Comments

Tonight the candidates meet for a second time at Hofstra University for a 90-minute debate moderated by CNN’s Candy Crowley. Bill in Portland Maine over at Daily Kos has come up with the rules for tonight’s drinking (and eating) game. Here they are: Start with a clean gullet by guzzling a Paul Ryan-sized glass of water and then […]

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